agentofxana:

ordinarytalk:

Turn the sound on for this.

DEAR GOD TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THIS

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

carolxdanvers:

Do I Have A Crush On My Friend Or Am I Just Misinterpreting My Desire For Affection As Romantic Attraction? by Fall Out Boy

zackykitty:

“This is why I didn’t want kids, Sharon.”

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit